Weekend Open Bar: Nobody’s Home. Let’s Party!

Can I open the bar in five minutes? Can I go from absolutely no image, to an image, a post title, body text, and hit publish? Let’s see! It’s 6:34. How are you fuckers doing? Are you ready to celebrate the weekend? With me? I fucking hope you are! So come one, and come all, to the Weekend Open Bar!

Tell me, what are you motherfuckers doing this weekend? Are you hanging out at our newly christened Discord? Are you playing some Outriders? Are you sniffing panties, punching Commies, and otherwise flat-out partying?

I want to know! I want to hang! This is Weekend Open Bar!