Weekend Open Bar: Buy a Ticket, Take the Ride!

Buy a ticket, take the ride, motherfuckers! As HST says! Tune in, freak out, get beaten, motherfuckers! As HST says! Dust yourself off, stick your middle fingers to the limitless void, and stride forward defiantly, motherfuckers! As I say!

Additionally, let me note that it’s easier to stride forward as a rabid pack of monsters! And that’s what I’m looking forward to doing this weekend, with all you pricks! Sartre said hell is other people, but frankly, he also found deep, deep goodness in the guts of the human soul. So, if that dude can find such grace after surviving a concentration camp, surely I can find it among my genuine friends here on the Space-Ship Omega.

Kick off your shoes, kick up your heels, and spend the weekend with me here at the Open Bar!

What are you up to the next couple of days, as we cross the four-week mark of this historically awful historic moment in the annals of us shaved apes?

This is Weekend Open Bar!