Monday Morning Commute: Doldrums City

Welcome to Doldrums City, comrades. Population: Me (at the very least). I’m sick. I’m tired. The Earth is melting, our government is run by lily livered cretins and monsters. Football is over. The sky is ash. I’m stick. I’m tired. All I want to do is sleep, masturbate wildly while screaming at the ceiling fan, and eat. Eat, and eat, and eat, and eat. Rinse. Repeat.

The columns must flow, though. The Commute must be Monday Morning’d. So here we are. So here we are.

This is MondayMorningCommute by way of TuesdayAfternoon.

Being MMC BYO TA, the task at hand is simple. I share what I’m looking forward to this week. What I’m hoping will rocket me out of Doldrums City, comrades. Then you share your own anticipatory happenings in the comments section.

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Watching:

The Expanse. God damn, do I love this show.

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Playing:

Something? Not sure. Sort of dragging me feet on FF 15 until it gets patched. Maybe Ratchet & Clank? Suggestions welcomed.

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Listening:

Queen, “Don’t Stop Me Now.” Jesus Christ, this song rules.

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Eating:

Way, way, way too much. Was hoping that the Super Bowl would be the last hurrah for my gluttony. But! Guess what! All the leftover garbage food is temporarily in our house! Just waiting to be consumed by yours truly, and jettisoned out of my ass in (yet another) wave of hyper-diarrhea.

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Listening:

Mastodon, “Show Yourself.”

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Watching:

John Wick: Chapter 2. I want you to know that if I don’t see this movie this weekend, it’s because I’m dead.

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Celebrating:

Valentine’s Day this Saturday. I know it’s a dumb holiday, but I seize any excuse to have a nice dinner with my wife. Why Saturday? ‘Cause the actual day lands on a work night, and SAM-OMEGA is traveling next weekend.

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Watching:

Elimination Chamber! Yeah, it’s your boi! WrestlingMarkDork! Your boi! The latest SmackDown Live! PPV is this Sunday.

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That’s it for me, folks! What are you up to this week?