Monday Morning Commute: crap i forgot my keys
School kicks off tomorrow. My anxiety kicked off today. Worrying about my clothes being ironed. Worrying about tomorrow actually being the day school starts. Anxiety is a hell of a drug. Caffeine is a hell of a drug. Caffeine is a hell of a drug for Anxiety. The two of them hanging out in the dank halls of my bathroom-brain, jacking off one another. Caffeine telling Anxiety to make me sweat, make me fart, hand on Anxiety’s slick shaft. Anxiety telling Caffeine to tell me to just have a couple more cans of Pepsi Max, make me jitter, make me palpitate, hand on Caffeine’s slick shaft.
At this point though, at this point, that’s neither here nor there. I’m ready to go.
The clothes are ironed, school is definitely tomorrow, and I’m relaxing prior to the Semester Spring.
Sure my balls smell, sure my hair is greasy, sure I’m in sweatpants, sure I’m watching Monday Night RAW.
At this point though, at this point, that’s neither here nor there. I’m ready to go.
I got more than School on my Skull this week, though. It’s Monday Morning Commute! I got more than Anxiety and Caffeine riding shotgun in my Soul, I got a whole Litany of other things I’m enjoying, looking forward to, et cetera.
I’m going to tell you them! You’re going to tell me yours! I’ll go first.
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Saw: Bourne 5.
It was okay. Okay at best.
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Reading: Thirteen Days.
Man, we were pretty, pretty goddamn close to nuclear Armageddon.
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Anticipating: Football.
Oh, football! Oh, fantasy football! Oh, all forms of football.
So stoked.
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Seeing Again: Hell or High Water.
My wife hasn’t seen it, and I loved it, hoping to squeeze in a weekend viewing.
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Completing: Fallout 4: Far Harbor
Making my way through the main quest line.
Fucking Fallout ain’t a game, yo. It’s a life style.
After being away for so long, I completely remember.
How this game took up four months of my life.
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Celebrating: Kevin Owens’ championship.
Last week’s RAW was tremendous.
One of my faves (KO) wins the belt.
Another one of my faves (Seth Rollins).
Is poised for a face turn.
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Returning: Lucha Underground for a third season.
Speaking of wrestling, my favorite *television* show.
Comes back on Wednesday. B-Movie storylines, A+ wrestling.
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Wondering: Enter The Gungeon.
Has anyone played this game? Seems fantastic.
Bateman and I are planning on cracking this open.
On Steam and/or PS4.
Seems right up our alley.
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Loving: The Fall Weather
It’s going to be 90 degrees on Friday.
But for now, it’s goddamn Fall glory.
Crisp air. Dope breeze. Loving it.
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That’s it for me, friends. Shotgunning Pepsi Max, feeling anxious in my guts and jitters in my heart, waiting for both the start of the Semester and the Weekend.
What are you sweating this week?
