‘Assassin’s Creed’ Trailer: A Garbage Fire of Disparate Parts

I’ve seen the Assassin’s Creed’s trailer. I did not like the Assassin’s Creed’s trailer. Having played and enjoyed several titles in the series, I understand that there are a lot of different moving parts to the narrative. However, nothing in the trailer really jives in a cohesive manner, and taken separately they range from moderately appealing: kicking ass in old school Wherever, to banal trite bull crap: drab ass gray training grounds, shitty CGI claw clasping Magneto, to unbearable: the endless thumping of the score, and the shitty West integration.

Not feeling this trailer at all.