This 1983 ad for ‘Donkey Kong’ Cereal harkens back to a better time

donkey krangz

I miss the old days. When cereal companies could convince parents that their sugar-filled diabetes-mines were healthy products for us growing younglings. What the fuck could make me a more stunning, virile man back in 1983 than Donkey Kong Crunch or whatever? Nothing.

thedoteaters:

Shut up and eat your cereal (1983). #retrogaming #bitstory