‘Game of Thrones’ Season 5 Trailer: Proclamations & Gloomy Music (As Usual)

I’m behind on Game of Thrones. But I intend to catch-up before the season starts. So I didn’t really watch this entire trailer, weary of it ruining things for yours truly. What I did watch, though, was about as rote as fucking usual. People murmuring proclamations of power and shit, while some moody music played over the visuals.

Hey — listen. Who fucking cares. HBO doesn’t even need to release trailers for new seasons of this show. We’re going to be there regardless.