Monday Morning Commute: Watch Your Step

Watch your fucking step. It’s a goddamn cold one out there. At least if you’re like yours truly, living in the Northeast Quadrant of the Empire Proper. But should not grouse too loudly, for I am lucky enough to be able to ignite the heating-systems on my room in the Space-Ship. Huddle up underneath blankets of Local Sporting Team, plug into the OMNI-NETS, and converse with you folk. The specific topic of our conversation? Well seeing that this is Monday Morning Commute, let us discus what we are stoked for this week. What are the TV shows, sporting events, philosophical treatises, and tumblr accounts getting you through this latest installment of grind?

These are mine.

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M. NIGHT TWIST!!!

I’M GOING TO FLORIDA ON WEDNESDAY.

TO VISIT THE WIFE’S FAMILY.

FUCK THE COLD!

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I BEAT GRAND THEFT AUTO V.

BUT I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

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STILL READING ANCILLARY JUSTICE.

IT’S GOOD.

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AGENT CARTER STARTS ON TUESDAY.

WILL IT BE GOOD? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!

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THE GUEST IS AN ENJOYABLY MAD FILM.

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THIS YOSHI’S ISLAND SONG.

IS THE FUCKING JAM.

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PICKING UP COMIC BOOKS BEFORE MY FUCKING TRIP.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX WEEKS.

WHATEVER!

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HEY IT’S THE OPENING TRACK

TO GRAND THEFT AUTO V.

WHATEVER!

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LOCAL SPORTS FOOTING-TEAM IS IN THE PLAYOFFS.

THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAYS US PROLES

MUST ROOT. ALWAYS ROOT. NEVER QUESTION.

I WILL ROOT.

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WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEK? HIT ME!