‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ character names revealed in dope old trading cards fashion

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The Marketing Gurus at Disney-Star-Wars corp have dropped an initial slurry of Episode VII character names on our asses. And they’ve done it in a bit of a genius way. The names are revealed on old “trading cards” the company provided to Entertainment Weekly. Take the names for what they are. Both Boyega and Riddle’s character cards don’t feature last names. So there’s something Abrams afoot. (If her last name isn’t Organa or Solo I’ll eat my fucking shoe.) Anyways.

Dope!

Finn

Rey

Poe-Dameron

Kylo-Ren

X-Wings

Stormtroopers

Millennium-Falcon

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