Syngery: ‘Star Wars Battlefront’ dropping late 2015

Electronic (Dark, Satanic) Arts has announced that Star Wars Battlefront ain’t dropping until late next year. Which isn’t surprising to any dick-lord who remembers that Episode VII ain’t arriving until December of 2015. So like, you know. Synergy. Cross-medium mutual-product masturbation. Or something. I don’t know. It’s late, and the thirteen Monsters in my bloodstream are beginning to bid adieu.

Polygon:

Star Wars Battlefront, Battlefield developer DICE’s take on the Star Wars shooter, is coming a little later than previously expected. Publisher Electronic Arts confirmed today that the game will arrive sometime in the holiday 2015 quarter, between October and December next year.

That means the new Battlefront will hit during the same quarter that Star Wars: Episode 7arrives. The JJ Abrams’ directed sequel is slated to hit theaters Dec. 18, 2015.

EA chief financial officer Blake Jorgensen confirmed that Star Wars Battlefront will be a first-person shooter, and will be EA’s “major first-person shooter” for the year.

I’ll fucking be there when it drops! Cock primed with Viagra injections (pills are for mortals), heart palpitation-inducing amounts of energy drink in my blood. Playing to type and not giving a fuck.