Weekend Open Bar: Blessed Be The Weekend

You know for a week that was -1 because of a holiday, it sure felt like a grueling fucking work week. First few days during the teaching life always seems to feel that way. “Did I print this?”, “Am I going to have to piss during class because of the three Monster energy drinks in me?”, “Is this the semester I finally get black bagged for subversive syllabi?”

All those awful thoughts and more. Condensed into four days. But now it’s the fucking Weekend! Which actually means class prep! But fuck class prep right now! #YOLOCORE.

Instead of doing it I’m raising the shutters on the Weekend Open Bar. The column where we get together and grouse about things, cheer about others, and throw popcorn into each other’s gaping maws. Share the weekend plans, the weekend dread, animated gifs, and dumb YouTube videos.