Weekend Open Bar: Stuff Your Mouth With Meat (Memorial Day Redux)

Hey fuckers! This is Weekend Open Bar. The 48-hour+ column where anything goes! Your one-stop chance to spout off about how The Illuminati is throwing games of Titanfall, comment on a show you’re marathoning this weekend, or post pictures of your genitals.

Or since it’s Memorial Day here in the Empire, eat so many hot dogs you’re puking on the keys! Mash regurgitated pseudo-flesh in our honor! The idea is just to do the inadvisable and allow the community to just jerk-it-rub-it-vomit-it together.

What are you fucking cretins up to on this long weekend?