Monday Morning Commute: Your Groin My Hero

Oh Shit! Caff-Pow up in your cereal! Eating allllllllllllllllll the fucking marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, and you’ll like it! Anyways so yeah it appears that Rendar is still locked in the fucking bathroom or something. His cock stuck, somehow simultaneously sizzling and dripping, in his Ryan Gosling plushie. So it’s me. You. And our choices for Monday Morning Commute. The rundown on what we’re looking forward to this week.

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Seeing Godzilla tonight. Finally. I’ve heard 50/50 reports regarding the flick. So we’ll see. I don’t know!

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Song from the new Every Time I Die album has dropped. (Here!) So has the artwork. Hell yeah.

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Ya’ll should be reading The Bunker.

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Transistor (from the minds of Bastion) arrives tomorrow. Hell yes.

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So I began anticipating Days of Future Past after the trailers. Now it’s getting good reviews. This will be…interesting. Seeing it Friday.

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So that’s my week, folks. How about you?