‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Trailer Teaser: Space Lord Mutha Mutha

I’m so jacked and pumped for Guardians of the Galaxy. So jacked! So pumped! It looks exactly like nothing Marvel’s done before, and that’s goddamn glorious. I’m like one of Chris Pratt’s glorious pectoral muscles. Pumped with blood, heaving, sweaty.

And stuff.