‘NOAH’ TRAILER: It looks…LIKE A DISASTER #Rimshot

…opph. Take that headline off the berries. So yeah. I know this isn’t new, but I figured I would post it here. Aronofsky has consumed a decent amount of bandwidth on the site, and thus neglected this uh, creation, seemed a bit remiss.

Thoughts? I don’t know, yo. I have a hard time envisioning this movie being profitable. Like — at all. I’m a bit of an Aronofsky fanboy, but this trailer doesn’t do much for me. So with that in mind, how the fuck is it going to appeal to us?

Someone get me excited for this. I beseech you.