‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 18, 2015. Christmas Present ++

This is the most merry of Christmas presents. Or the worst present I’ve ever received, should it suck and blow at the same time. Well, second only to that time my Uncle Jupiter filled a box with his pubes and a rattlesnake. But fuck him and fuck my facial scar.

It’s official. Star Wars Episode VII will be released December 18, 2015. Read the full press release below.

StarWars.com published the following:

With pre-production in full-swing, a confirmed release date of December 18, 2015, has been set for Lucasfilm’s highly anticipated Star Wars: Episode VII.

“We’re very excited to share the official 2015 release date for Star Wars: Episode VII, where it will not only anchor the popular holiday filmgoing season but also ensure our extraordinary filmmaking team has the time needed to deliver a sensational picture,” said Alan Horn, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios.

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I’m extremely, extremely excited.