CHANNING TATUM looks GLORIOUSLY DUMB in the Wachowski’s ‘JUPITER ASCENDING.’

The Wachowskis are fucking hilarious at this point. Just…man. Just amazingly corny motherfuckers. Watching them trying to struggle to say something of interest after ripping off something like twenty-five years of geek culture in The Matrix has gone from painful to entertaining. The latest ball of hilarity is Jupiter Ascending. Which I’m guessing was written in 1992. Judging from you know, the same old cyberpunk fetish wear the siblings like. Plus! ROLLERBLADEZING HEROES.

Oh lordy. Hit the jump.

Channing Tatum sports pointy ears, neon-blond hair, a bright blond goatee and a body harness, on the set of the Wachowskis’ new movie Jupiter Ascending. Plus knee pads and chunky boots. He’s playing Caine, a futuristic assassin who’s part wolf and part albino.

Update: Clowncone points out the harness is probably to attach wires to, for some of Tatum’s stunts, and not actually part of the costume.

I’m a splice, splices are essentially built in a test tube. I’m a hybrid wolf and human. And half albino, so I’m a little defective.

And now you can see for yourself what he was talking about!

[io9]