WATCH: C-3PO RAPPING in this 1986 ad for STAR TOURS

The best part about this video is the delicious irony of C-3PO lamenting the fact that he’s being use to promote something. It’s like, bro. Just wait thirteen years. You’re going to be a straight-up product pimping machine. (If he wasn’t already, I was three in 1986. Much like these days, all I remember from back then was crapping my pants.)

But whatever. Hit the jump for some groovy C-3PO rhymes.