KING RICHARD III’S DUMB BONES found underneath a parking lot or something. The path of glory, man.

King Richard’s dumb bones have been found underneath some silly parking lot or some shit. One day you’re ruling the Anglo world (I think, fuck history books), the next day (relatively) you’re ventilated with daggers, and found in a parking lot. What can you do. News, and a clever little video after the break.

I Heart Chaos:

In Leicester, England, where once stood a friary is now a parking lot. And under that parking lot were the skeletal remains of a man that scientists can now positively identify as that of King Richard III. By analyzing the bone structure, injuries, bone chemical composition and finally DNA matching, the University of Leicester finally solved one big puzzle in British history.