Coco Brown is going to be the first PORN STAR in space. Humanity continues to excel.

Frankly, I’m surprised that we haven’t sent a porn star into space yet. I can’t figure out a group of people who have entertained more of the masses than the porn community, and the least we can do as a collective is let one of them gape upon (heh) the Blue Marble from afar.

Gizmodo:

Coco Brown, whose work I’m surprisingly not exactly familiar with but has appeared in adult masterpieces like Big Booty Bomb 2, is training to become the first porn star to ever go to space. She’s already paid $100,000 to be part of a SpaceXC mission for 2014 and has already gone through anti-gravity training for the trip to space.

But before you get your hopes up for Space Sex or zero-gravity porn with astronauts or the logistical nightmare of the money shot, Brown is already warning the entire galaxy that she will not be having sex in space. She told The Sun:

“Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult… You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.”