Life-sized CHOCOLATE BABY HEADS will sate the cannibal fatty.

I don’t know about you folks, but the only thing I crave on a more consistent basis than the delicious soft skulls of a newborn baby (this is getting dark quickly) is chocolate. Due to this, I usually use a bottle of Hershey’s syrup as a personal applicator. I don’t have to any longer though, it appears. Life-sized chocolate baby heads? Gnarly.

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For the cannibal with a sweet tooth and a strong stomach come these massive white chocolate sculptures sculpted to look like infants’ heads. Want to keep yourself from overindulging in sweets this holiday season? Every time you pick up a piece of chocolate, imagine on of these creepy things staring up at you.

Cake maker Conjurer’s Kitchen cooked up these bad boys (or bad girls, it’s hard to say without their bodies) as a commission for an unnamed client. The blogger over at the anatomical foodie-themed Eat Your Heart Out insists that she can’t put her finger on what makes these disembodied heads so, so disturbing. Well, aside from the disembodied head business, there are the dead eyes. Mystery solved.

I have to wonder, who wakes up one morning and says, “You know what would really make our holiday party? Baby heads.” But secretly I hope they were served in a raspberry coulis streaked into a blood splatter pattern.

HYPER REALISTIC SOLID CHOCOLATE BABY HEADS! MUST SEE!!! [Eat Your Heart Our via Neatorama]