Hacker has cracked open ‘WII U’ CPU, and is all like ‘meh.’

I wouldn’t call this a surprise. Everyone and their drunken Uncle who pukes on his own balls at the Turkey Day dining room table knows that the Wii U is an (relatively) under-powered piece of shit. Now the same hacker who put together the first open-source driver for the Kinect has confirmed it by cracking the little piggy open. Rummaging through its guts.

Kotaku:

Hector Martin, he who put together the first open-source driver for Microsoft’s Kinect two years ago, now says he’s cracked open the Wii U.

He won’t say what he did to get the details out of Nintendo’s latest console, but he did tweet some juicy (and very, very technical) tidbits about the system: