Three entire g’damn COUNTRIES have their ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ shipments stolen.

Ain’t this a theft! Couldn’t happen here in the bloated Empire. No way. Given our size, stealing an entire country’s worth of Asscreed III would be impossible. It is possible in some dainty, adorable, little countries over in Wherever or Something.

Kotaku:

It seems that every single copy of the PC version of Assassin’s Creed III bound for store shelves in the Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg was being shipped in a single truck. And that truck has been stolen by criminals.

According to this report from Dutch industry site EB, the theft took place on November 14. While Ubisoft claims the game’s launch this week won’t be affected, with new stock sourced from elsewhere, it has affected customers who preordered the limited “Join or Die” edition of the game, as this can’t be re-manufactured.

While Ubisoft has passed on the barcodes and serial numbers of the stolen games to retailers, and has blacklisted those same numbers from its online authentication servers, you’d imagine the thieves knew exactly what they were doing. It’s not like getting around PC DRM is the hardest thing in the world for people to do, criminals or not.

Complete voorraad pc-versie Assassin’s Creed III gestolen [EB, thanks Michael!]