Custom-made ‘MASS EFFECT’ sneakers are swank. Won’t fit me.

This are pretty. I’d like to strap them on, and take you out on a date. Buy you some pizza and show you my Get Rich scheme. It involves stock piling teeth fillings for the eventual stock market crash. Will you donate some? You’d look just fine down a tooth. Be a good Christian during this time of year.

Fashionably:

Almost everything is mass-produced nowadays. So if you want customized shoes that no one else in the world will have, then you’ll have to hunt down handmade shoes like the ones that Laura James makes and sells on her Etsy shop.

Shoes like the Mass Effect Converse pair you see above that were custom-made for one of Laura’s clients, but you can order a pair for $120.

Product Page ($120 via Pwnlove)