It’s a GUN HOLSTER to hold your BABY. Rubicon = crossed.
September 6th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
This pretty righteous holster only really work for me if it gives you a particular license. The license to draw your baby (or any baby you acquire through backroom poker games) and fire him or her at your enemies. Baby slinging.
The Baby Björn is sort of the go-to method for carrying your baby hands-free, but it is not the most stylish of accessories. There are some Dads who won’t even wear the things. It is for those men that the guys at How To Be A Dad have designed the Baby Hjölster. This faux product is a modified holster to carry a baby at your hip instead of a gun. I know I should be mildly horrified, but I’m too busy laughing!
