OL STORE: Biff’s Secret to Success
Hey, come over here! Don’t worry, there’s plenty of parking in front of the OL STORE! Hell, the spaces are spacious, too — you can comfortably park any vehicle, even that DeLorean of yours. Give the Flux Capacitor a chance to cool down, and come on inside!
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“You see, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time and gave the book to himself somewhere in the past. Look, it says right here that Biff made his first million betting on a horse race in 1958. He wasn’t just lucky, he knew, because he had all the race results in the sports almanac! That’s how he made his entire fortune!! Take a look at this with a magnifying glass.”
2015 World Series: Cubs over Miami.
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Go to the OL STORE and get the t-shirt that celebrates manipulating time for financial gain! What’re you waiting for? You need this shirt! It’s your density!