OMEGA LEVEL will be at Fan Expo Canada this week! Batten hatches, mortals.

Hello friends! The Omegalytes are transcending space and national borders this week to lock down a booth at Fan Expo Canada. The sumbitch is in Toronto from August 23-26, and we encourage all of you in the area to stop on by our little niche of insanity at the gala. Come! Behold Rendar Frankenstein, Patrick Bateman, the suspiciously familiar looking Allen Drinkwater pushing OMNI, Budrickton and myself.

Worry not about finding us. Our booth will be recognizable. We have a full-sized shark tank, my beautiful Jennifer Lawrence clone (forged from rotisserie chicken and horror) working the merch, and an uncomfortably predatory Patrick Bateman staring at the cosplayers. If that doesn’t work, sniff the scent of nine hours of flatulence wafting from my butt-cannon. It is quite pungent, and has the tang of chicken fingers dropped in sand.

Snag some Omegear (isn’t that the worst pun you’ve ever read?), chat us up. Give us bread crumbs covered in maple syrup and watch our eyes light up. We’re simple lads.

Can’t make the trip? I’ll be posting all sorts of ludicrous recaps nightly, filled with caffeinated delirium and suckled on the gorgeous Torontonian air.