Dude is selling his entire life on eBay for a mere $3.5 milli. Includes gaming stores!

Shane Butcher is pushing his chips into the center of the fucking table. Dude is cashing out, selling his entire existence on eBay. Everything must go, from kayaks to a chain of gaming stores. Anyone want to pool our money and buy this dude’s American Dream?

Joystiq:

Shane Butcher, the owner and proprietor of the R.U. GAME? chain of stores in Florida, has decided to sell his entire life on eBay. The listing includes his house and condo (along with everything inside), three cars, three kayaks, his personal rare game collection, and all three R.U. GAME? locations. Butcher’s entire “American Dream” can be yours, all for one low payment of $3.5 million.

All merchandise/inventory associated with the retail outlets are included in the purchase price, and all employees “have agreed to give 110% in helping the new owners with the transition,” according to the eBay listing. Butcher will hang around as a consultant for six months to ease the transition of ownership, as well as make a year’s worth of lease payments in advance for all three locations.

Let’s do it!