Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.

Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.

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James Cameron has never been one to half-ass things. So if he really is only making Avatar movies (uh, plus Battle Angel Alita) from here on out, I suppose it makes sense that he’d dive right in by making three at once. The filmmaker has already indicated that he’s thinking of making three Avatar sequels instead of two as originally planned, and now star Sigourney Weaver has confirmed that not only will there be three more Avatars, they’re planning to shoot them back-to-back-to-back. Read her comments after the jump.

Showbiz 411 (via Coming Soon) picked up news of the three Avatar sequels. Weaver is currently tied up with USA’s Political Animals, and will head to the stage for a brief run in a Christopher Durang play at Lincoln Center after that. But beyond that, she’s apparently scheduled to reunite with Cameron for Avatar 2, Avatar 3, and Avatar 4. The star admitted that she has no clue what the timeline is, or what Cameron’s specific plans are. “I just show up,” she said.

Groan.