Last Week This Dude Registered 14,962 DOMAINS In 24 Hours. F**ker.

Michael Mann (not that one) is a dude well-versed in registering the shite out of domains. He runs train on available registrations and then flips them to desperate people, making a killing in the process. Last week the fucker registered nearly 15,000 domains in one hour.

Gizmodo:

Mann set up shop as a domain reseller in the late 1990s, when he lucked out and made $50,000 from selling on a domain he originally purchased for $70,  reports CNET. Since then, he’s been unstoppable. He built up a company called BuyDomains that he sold in 2005 for $80 million. Now he’s set upDomainMarket.com, a business that brings in about $400,000 a month.

It’s not all complete guesswork or computation, either. While much of his business is automated, using filters to pick out domain names based on Google-friendly keywords, in the end Mann actually chooses which domains to buy. He  explains to CNET:

“We have a filter, but I’m the world’s most efficient human filter for this sort of thing. I don’t think anyone can read huge lists of domain names as quickly as I can and understand what they’re reading. I’m a pattern reader. It’s a huge pain in the ass, but it’s what I do for a living.”

Once he’s chosen which to buy, the purchasing is completely automated. In this last buying binge, he’s bought domains like CeoHealthClub.com, ChineseFoodCatering.com and BaptistChurchCamp.com. He hopes to turn his $100,000 outlay into a small fortune; looking at his track record, it seems likely he’ll succeed.

Yeah, I’m jealous.