Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.

Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables  and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.

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Way back last fall, right around the time there was rumors that  Paramountwanted him  for their inevitable “Transformers” sequel(s), it was  revealed  that  Jason Statham  was the latest piece of man meat being sought to join the sweaty, armpit-stained cast of “Fast Six.” But for fans hoping for a hot man sandwich of  Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson  and Jason Statham, those dreams have been shattered.

Twitch  reports that a deal couldn’t be worked out and Statham won’t be starring in the film.

Shame, man. I love you. Tell Clay Face Stallone hello, I’ll be totally greased up and arm wrestling The Rock while Vin Diesel rubs both our backs encouragingly.