Monday Morning Commute: Teleport Rape Dream
For your sake, I hope you never have to live life as I do – in the mindset of a crotchety old man.
Sometimes, when I’m especially tired or caffeine-deprived, I can’t help but see change as anything but a pain in the ass. I mean, if you’ve been frequenting Omega-Level regularly, you’ll have noticed a number of recent additions. I should be excited. Really. Instead, I find myself grumbling under my breath, waxing nostalgic for the glory days of OL that never existed.
I mean, why shouldn’t I be excited about all the advertisements on the site? Not only do I get to share my thoughts with the world, but I get to help hawk products such as Norwich University, Dragons of Atlantis, and eFax!
Get `em while they’re hot, suckahs!
Moreover, this site is now rife with all sorts of strange characters! There’re sneaks amongst us, vaginas sliding into the fold, and probably a couple of freaks fiendin’ for another teleportation rape-dream! It’s a veritable gathering!
Okay – time to take an Alka Seltzer and plow through this post.
Thissere’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! You don’t even have to be a cantankerous bastard like me to know that the workweek sucks. As such, I’m going to show you some of the bits of entertainment I’ll be using to survive until the weekend. Your task is to hit up the comments and show off the various ways you’ll be ignoring the overwhelming responsibilities of real life.
Pull your damn pants up and let’s do this!
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Watchin’/MAD MEN SEASON FIVE (PREMIERE)
No, I did not see last nite’s Mad Men premiere. However, the two-hour endeavor is something that I’m looking forward to greatly. If you could give me some spoiler-free opinions, that’d be ill.
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Rockin’/The Odd Future Tape Vol. 2 (OFWGKTA)
The OFWGKTA concert I went to last week was one of the greatest performances I’ve ever seen. There was an electricity in the air, a genuine passion flowing into the audience from the stage that was then thrown back onto the stage. There’s simply no denyin’ that these kids give a fuck about making music.
The OF Tape Vol. 2 is an amazing showcase of this group’s talents. While some of the characters get more track-time than others, this is a great starting place for curious parties. To me, the highlights include the Hodgy Beats/Tyler collaboration NY (Ned Flander) as well the verses spat out by Jasper (“I’m not a rapper”) and Earl Sweatshirt on Oldie.
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Devourin’/Donuts
I am the insatiable desire to devastate entire donut realms. I’ve currently sent out the Silver Surfer to Dunkin Donuts and Tim Horton’s to warn those bastards that their time is at hand. It’s going to be ugly.
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So there’s my week – TV, rap, and donuts.
What’s your week lookin’ like?