‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Gets FREEDOM And JOIN OR DIE Editions Plus More. Patriotic Groan.

Don’t let the fact that in Assassin’s Creed III  you’re controlling the byproduct of brutal colonization stop you from enjoying the America-Boner slop Ubisoft is rolling out in their various editions of the game. They’re going full Jingo in these babies, which should be made clear from the names of them alone.

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Assassin’s Creed III will receive three swanky collector’s edition releases for EMEA territories, publisher Ubisoft has revealed.

First up is the Freedom Edition, which includes a copy of the hotly-anticipated stab-‘em-up sequel, a 24-cm figurine of Connor, steelbook case, George Washington’s notebook (which reveals details on the assassins and the Templars during the American Revolution), one Lithograph, two in-game missions (Lost Mayan Ruins and Ghost of War) and the Sharpshooter multiplayer pack.

Next up is the Join or Die Edition, which features a copy of Assassin’s Creed III, the Assassins medallion featuring high-quality curd ladle, George Washington’s notebook, plus the Ghost of War single-player missions and multiplayer Sharpshooter pack.

Lastly, the Special Edition will include a ‘special packaging,’ as well as a copy of the game and exclusive single-player missions — A Dangerous Secret.