Police Officer Helps Batman Fix His Lamborghini’s Flat Tire. No, Seriously.
Ah, the Real World. Where fiction looks fucking foolish, or at least manifests itself in unusual ways. Check out this lucky police officer, who got to help the Goddamn Batman change a tire on his luxurious whip.
Police officers see a lot of crazy stuff, but I’m pretty sure that being called out to help Batman fix a flat tire on his Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder was a first for this Howard County officer (You can listen to the odd 911 call via this link.)
Expecting a joker, officers instead found a well-dressed Dark Knight had indeed suffered a flat tire in his Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder while driving to entertain children at a Washington hospital. After getting the $200,000 Gallardo off the highway and arranging for a tow, Batman hung around to pose with the Howard County officer before catching a ride from a buddy to make his appearance.
The name of the mysterious man in the Batsuit wasn’t revealed, but he definitely fits the profile of one Bruce Wayne.
Welcome to the hyperreal.