Some Tool Bid $1,725 For Early Copy Of ‘Modern Warfare 3’ On eBay. Patience, People.

Kmart done fucked up and started selling some copies of Modern Warfare 3 early. This was seemingly enough to send CoD fanboys and fangirls into the throes of insanity, as one has bid a ludicrous amount of money on an early copy.

Joystiq:

Those Kmart copies of  Modern Warfare 3  that  slipped off store shelves  have been doing big business on eBay, but none bigger than  this copy  which sold — four days before its retail release —  for $1,725. Though the buyer’s identity is a mystery, considering their abundance of free time, love of the franchise and inability to judge the value of everyday objects, we have to assume it’s the either a prankster with too much time on their hands, or the World’s Richest Juggalo.

Speaking of record-setters, did you know that the final bidding price technically makes this copy of  Modern Warfare 3  the most valuable thing ever sold at Kmart? It’s true! Look it up!

Four days. Stay strong.