FBI Considers Juggalos To Be National Threat. Fascist Pigs!
The Juggalos are a beautiful national blight that I’m glad exist. A reminder of the banal hyperreality consumer driven identification scheme we all partake in. The FBI? They’re not really feeling them. At all.
You might think Insane Clown Posse’s people–known as the Juggalos–are just a group of face-painting teenagers who wonder how magnets work. Not so, says the FBI’s 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. To the feds, Juggalos are a “loosely-organized hybrid gang” that are “forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity.”
Consult page 22 of the FBI’s brand-new annual report on gang activity nationwide. Listed in the same breath as street gangs with ties to murderous Mexican drug cartels is the Juggalo threat.
“Although recognized as a gang in only four states,” reports the FBI’s National Gang Intelligence Center,” many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.” It takes a footnote to disclose the connection to the Insane Clown Posse. Which would make rappers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope theKenneth “Supreme” McGriff or Tookie Williams of their nefarious Juggalo arm
Fucking fascists! Damn the man. Et cetera.