55-Gallon Tub Of Lube Promises The Slickest of Orifices. Forever.
I know what you’re thinking. “Sometimes in the midst of raging carnality, I despair at my lack of lube. Goddamn if only we had been a bit more judicious with our usage of it last week, but Jesus Christ the cantalope was calling.” Now you’re never going to need to worry again. You can buy a 55-gallon tub of lube.
Product Description:
Imagine the possibilities when you have this 55 Gallon Drum of Passion Water-Based Lube at your disposal
Think you have enough lube? How about a 55 gallon drum of it? Here’s 55 gallons of lubricant from Passion Lube. The same slick, superb formula is now contained in a drum that pretty much means you’ll have all the lubricant you could ever desire.
Passion Water-Based Lube (55 Gallon Drum) Specs and Benefits:Size: 55 Gallon Drum
Includes pump for easy use and application
Have more lubricant than you could possibly imagine
Ideal for sex or any other activity you could desire
Note: This item ships only within the United States
Note: There is a $149 shipping charge required
Sure it’s $1,500. Sure there’s $150 for shipping. It’s enough lube to slather on yourself until you’re old, gray, and stretched.