Fear Fest: Reptilians!
OCTOBER 7th, Reptilians
“I would not enter in my list of friends, who needlessly sets foot upon a worm. An inadvertent step may crush the snail that crawls at evening in the public path, but he has the humanity, forewarned, will tread aside, and let the reptile live.”
-William Cowper
Hello once again friends, welcome back to fear central. Today’s fear comes from the world of conspiracy theories. If you don’t know about the Reptilian Agenda, you sir (or madam) are behind the times. They’re here, and they have plans.
The Reptilian Agenda is the brain child of a man by the name of David Icke. In short, it involves reptilian shape shifters that live in an underground city and control world events. Sound like a load of shit? Well maybe you need to take a closer look at human history.
The Chitauri (Children of the serpent) have been fucking with us for centuries. Look at most of our old stories, Beowulf for example. Beowulf fought three great battles against the Reptilians. One in the form of the monster Grendal, then of course Grendal’s mother, and finally against a Dragon. Since Dragons and monsters simply don’t exist, the only logical conclusion is that it was 12 foot, shape shifting reptile men that live underground. This shit is elementary.
Lets go back further, the Christian story of Adam and Eve. They ate from the tree of knowledge and were cast out. But did they do so on a whim? No, the Reptilians sent an emissary to break humanity away from god; a snake or at least a reptilian in the form of a snake. Doesn’t the bible have some strong things to say against snakes? Perhaps it was put there to inform the masses about the danger posed by these invaders. Sure, today we have the internet, but I guess 2000 years ago they had to make do.
Still not convinced? Well look around the world at ancient architecture and sculpture. Here’s just a few examples, to show them all would take too long.
Want more evidence? How about human myths and legends, Medusa for example. She was a reptilian who was caught shape shifting. I don’t know if the stone gaze was true, that just sounds silly. What about Osiris? He’s always depicted with green skin. Coincidence? I think not. Hell, even the Chinese emperor is said to be “descended from the Dragon”. What else could that be but the first example of a reptilian posing as a world leader?
Let’s fast forward to our civilized era. Conan the Barbarian is all about a cult of “snake People”. James Earl Jones’s character, Thulsa Doom, could even shape shift into a snake. Rosemary’s baby is a movie about a young woman fooled into giving birth to a reptilian-human hybrid. For his part in this movie, Roman Polanski was framed and sent into hiding. Since they can shape shift, he thought he was having consensual sex with another adult, however, low and behold, the young woman shifted to the body of a 13-year-old girl. Then we have Monsters Inc. It’s a movie about monsters transporting into our world to scare children. There is a perfect metaphor for the reptilians and our world. Don’t even get me started on V. Think there is any doubt as to how it was cancelled? Twice? No, to keep their cover they make it, then cancelled it due to the cover of low ratings. Well played my scaly friends.
However the best example of film makers taking on the great reptilian machine was released in 1988, titled They Live (Based on the short story “Eight O’Clock in the Morning”). In They Live George Nada is a drifter with no apparent life goals, masterfully played by Canada’s greatest actor and wrestler, Roddy Piper. He finds a pair of sunglasses that clue him into the reptilian conspiracy. It reveals the reptiles for who they are. It also reveals their subliminal messages, things like “Stay Asleep” and “Submit to Authority.” Sound familiar? Perhaps this is less a movie and more a documentary shot in real time.
Today the conspiracy is prevalent in the political world. The reptilians have seized governments and send us off to die in their wars. Because the reptilians feed off out emotions, they want to keep us out of a state of harmony. Once the main part of humanity becomes awakened to the reptilian’s presence, the real battle will begin.
THE ANSWER: If you couldn’t tell, this entire article was writing with insanely sarcastic overtones. If I have convinced you in any way that this is real, you might want to get yourself checked out. The reptilian agenda is a flight of fancy from men who should be heavily medicated … or perhaps I’m one of them.