DC’s Relaunch Erases All CRISIS Events From Continuity. Hrrk.

Remember Crisis On Infinite Earth? Don’t bother. Didn’t happen. Infinite Crisis? Didn’t happen. Final Crisis? Thankfully  didn’t happen. So says Dan DiDio.

How do I feel about this?

Caff-1:

This is fucking retarded. They’re wiping out one of the greatest comic book stories ever.

Caff-2:

Dude, it’s a fucking reboot. Ree-boooot. What do you expect, petulant bitch?

Caff-1:

Still! All those memories down the drain. They’re keeping some fucking continuity  and not this?

Caff-2:

Oh you mean they’re gutting convoluted as fuck happenings in an effort to slim down the Universe? Yeah horrible.

Caff-1:

It sucks.

Caff-2:

Stop being an asshole. The comics exist. You can hold them, and appreciate them anyways. Some of your favorite superhero stories are, at best, tacitly canon.

Caff-1:

I think you may win.