House Committee Passes Bill Requiring Your ISP To Retain Your Keystrokes And Clicks For 12 Months.

Yesterday the  House Judiciary Committee  voted to pass a data-retention bill. This bill will require your ISP to spy on everything you do online and save your actions for twelve months. Every click, every keystroke. I don’t know if this is legal, but it sure frightens the crap out of me.

Boing Boing:

California Rep Zoe Lofgren, one of the Democrats who opposed the bill, called it a “data bank of every digital act by every American” that would “let us find out where every single American visited Web sites.” Here’s commentary from the Electronic Frontier Foundation, who’ve got a form for contacting your rep to ask her or him to kill this:

The data retention mandate in this bill would treat every Internet user like a criminal and threaten the online privacy and free speech rights of every American, as lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have recognized. Requiring Internet companies to redesign and reconfigure their systems to facilitate government surveillance of Americans’ expressive activities is simply un-American. Such a scheme would be as objectionable to our Founders as the requiring of licenses for printing presses or the banning of anonymous pamphlets. Today’s vote is therefore very disappointing, but we are especially thankful to GOP Representatives Sensenbrenner, Issa and Chaffetz, who chose principle over party-line in opposing this dangerous tech mandate. We hope that bipartisan opposition will grow as the bill makes its way to the House floor and more lawmakers are educated about this anti-privacy, anti-free speech, anti-innovation proposal.

My ISP is going to be staring down the barrel of an enormous amount of scat porn, Tumblr refreshes, and ridiculous search queries like “Bald fucking retard geeks”. Any legal experts in the house? I’d love to get your take on this fascist bullshit filth! Freedom! Forever! Other cliches!