The 3D Porn That Beat ‘Avatar’ Is Coming To North America. Victory.

Consider this a victory for all! While Hollywood rots under its own hubris and stupidity, a 3D porn that beat out Avatar in Hong Kong is coming to North America. Fuck yeah to the fuck yeah!

Slashfilm:

According to The Hollywood Reporter, China Lion Film Distribution has picked up the erotic Chinese blockbuster for North American distribution, though no release date has been set.

As previously stated, 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is a remake of a 1991 film of the same name about a sexually frustrated teacher in ancient China who gets wrapped up in the harem of a new friend. Featuring full nudity and “camouflaged lovemaking” but no actual penetration, Sex and Zen is billed as “the world’s first 3-D erotic film.” When it opened in April, it was an instant smash in Hong Kong and has continued that run of success in Australia, New Zealand and more. We’ve got more after the jump.

The Hollywood Reporter ran the news about the 3D blockbuster and said that, after it beat the opening day gross of Avatar (read about that here) it went on to basically sell-out the entire first week. Opening in Australia, the film has made over $1 million over several weeks for a per-screen average of $122,000, which is several thousand dollars more than the per-screen average of Fast Five (Fast Five is, obviously, on more screens). In New Zealand, the per-screen average was $24,000, which was neck in neck with that of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strangers Tides. Plus, in both those countries, the film was released uncut with an R18 rating. That’s not to say it’ll get an R-rating here, but, we’ll have to see.

I won’t be seeing it, since you know, I only throw rope all over myself in the confines of my dungeon. Between typing up Omega Level articles. Even with that in mind, I can’t help but be excited at the ridiculousness of a 3D porno from Hong Kong getting distributed over here.