Japanese Game Has Teacher Taking Students To Love Motels. Ah, Japan.

Listen, I don’t frequent boards or really delve into the underbelly of Japanese gaming, so when these stories are mainstreamed, I fucking love them. In  Gachitora! ~Hooligan Teacher in High School, you control a thug who through means I haven’t divined becomes a high school teacher. The thug  Torao Kaji, then does what seems obvious: tries to lure students and their moms into shitty hotels.

Kotaku:

Besides chasing down a photographer who is stalking a student, Kaji also takes a schoolgirl to a love hotel, films that student in hopes of helping her overcome her shyness and uploads the footage to the internet. He also tries to take a student’s mother to a love hotel.

Doesn’t sound like there’s much studying going on in this game – in the classroom, that is.

Oh, and there’s a side-scrolling shoot’em up arcade-style mini-game, too. Players need to get a high school to help another student.

Gachitora! ~Hooligan Teacher in High School~ is out in Japan on April 21 on the PSP

You have to hand it to Kaji, at least he’s looking out for his students. I can’t think of a better way to get a schoolgirl over her shyness than by exploiting her and her bits in a hotel room, and then uploading it to the internet. Seems academic. Maybe more thugs should take over the profession.