Nintendo Wii Getting A Swingers Game; ‘We Dare’. Game On!

BORED AS FUCK WITH YOUR LONGTERM COMMITMENT? DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO WANT YOUR WIFE OR HUSBAND’S HOLES? You’re in lucky, plucky naughty people. Nintendo’s Wii is getting a motherfuckin’ thinly veiled orgy igniter in the form of the game “We Dare.” As they say in the Southwest Airlines commercials, “Grab your boobs and cocks, it’s on!”

Let’s look a bit more in-depth as this Sure To Be Marriage Destroyer.

Official Features:

A WIDE AND VARIED RANGE OF 40 FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS GAMES

Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.

Dance to your favourite tunes from film and radio.

Challenge your mates to a flirty strip-tease.

Multiplayer up to 4 players.

A HILARIOUS LIGHT-HEARTED ATMOSPHERE WITH CLEVER CHARACTERS, COY MINI-GAMES AND INTERNATIONALLY POPULAR MUSIC HITS: SUCH AS SEX BOMB, (I’VE HAD THE) TIME OF MY LIFE AND MANY OTHERS!

Finally Nana, you can stick that Wiimote in your ass and it’s going to be totally cool.

Amazon’s Production Description:

“Use the Wii-mote and PS3 Move controller in unbelievable ways, as you’ve never imagined before…”

Amazon, you are clearly not OM3G4 level. There is nothing you suggest that Wiimote or PS3 Dildo is for that I haven’t conjured in my rooting skullplate, and squirted to.

“You can also use your Wii Balance Board for additional gameplay based on pure body mass… Perhaps shedding some clothes will even the playing field…it’ll definitely make the party more interesting!

YES! SHOW YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT FUPA! GLAZE IT WITH YOUR HUSBAND’S PROTEIN. GOD KNOWS THEY’RE GOING TO THINK YOUR C-SECTION IS HOT.

“Act out saucy suggestions that you hear through the Wii-mote speakers”

Well, okay then! You naughty, naughty swingers, you.