Forget Cloud Strife! Real Life Buster Sword Wielded By Beefy Orange Guy!

When I was fourteen, all I wanted to do was run around Midgar with the Buster Sword, killing people and making out with Tifa. I figured that if that emaciated wimp Cloud could swing it around, I could too! But this video proves I was wrong. Dead wrong.  The video shows that the sword cannot be wielded by Cloud, or awesome dudes with beard, but only by those worthy: huge, muscle-bound dudes with backwards hats and orange skin.

Hit the jump to see the Buster Sword crush some shit, under the tutelage of Gym Rat Steve or whatever.