Let’s Compare The PlayStation Move To A Dildo. Ready, Fight!
An intrepid soul out there in the netherealms of the internet came looking for answers. Deep, philosophical answers. Namely, this soul wanted to know what was more dope ass for vaginal or anal penetration: the PlayStation Move, or a dildo. When I saw that question sitting unanswered in my Search Engine terms, I was flabbergasted. Why hadn’t I, fan of both dildos and anal play, considered this question for the ages.
I’m going to be honest, I don’t own a PlayStation Move or a dildo. Missing both of them to the detriment of my mortal life. So everything is pure speculation. I don’t know which I’ll own first, or if I’ll ever muster up the bravery to stick the Move into my butt (probably not, I’m scared of the little orb popping off), but should I buy either, I’ll update this space.
I’m immediately drawn to the allure of sticking a glowing thing in my butt. The PlayStation Move lights up, no? But at the same time, I’m scared, as I said, of that son of a bitch popping off inside me. Fears! I did some quick, lazy sleuthing, and I couldn’t find if the PlayStation Move had some sort of vibration/force feedback. That would definitely kick it up a notch in my book.
But then there’s a dildo. I mean, sculpted with love for the precise purpose of penetration. It’s hard to deny the functionality factor. It’s made for this shit. And I mean, is it a dildo, or a vibrator you’re really looking for, oh Searcher of Truths? I wish we could have some clarifications.
And sadly, I wish I had a vagina, but I don’t, and I can’t really speculate in that area? Any female readers want to hop into the discussion? No? Okay, cool.
So Searcher of Divine Axioms, I don’t know what to tell you. I really wish I could settle the debate. I’m going to throw my lot into the dildo category, but it is with hesitation. Go forth, experiment yourself. Into the wilds of sexual experience. Just watch out for the Move Ball thing popping off in your butt. Don’t know how you’d get that shit out.
Godspeed.