New Duke Nukem Forever Footage Features Cocks, Monsters, Piss. VOTE: YES.

God damn, Duke Nukem. How have you so fiercely gripped my underdeveloped psyche and shoved it into a video game? It’s tremendous. This gameplay dropped, and it features everything that someone like me would want in a game. Juvenile behavior, nonsensical profanity for no good reason, and killing things. Yeah dude, it’s totally pandering to the lowest common denominator. And there is a lot of us.

Hit the jump for the footage.