New Droid App Uses Barely Legal Humpery To Get You Fit.

You have to hand it to the fucking Japanese. They’re like a land of Roman Polanskis. Their latest amazing exercise in quasi-perverosity is a Droid app that uses the thought of humping barely-legal anime chicks to get you fit.

Kotaku:

Android app “Issho ni Training” (Training Together) features a 16-year-old anime lady named Hinako in skimpy clothes exercising. The app encourages folks to work out in tandem with the anime lady and even tracks their progress through an array of sit-ups, push-ups and squats.

It’s fucking remarkable, yo. It’s really eerie though, too. You set up your cell-phone on top of a giant pillow that looks like Hinako and you hump. And hump. Yeah man, it’s blowing my fucking mind. When something strikes me as creepy, you know something is up.

Hit the jump for a fucking video of this creepiness in motion. You’ll be changed.