Holy Shit! A Krang Hoodie? Teenage Mutant Boner Time!

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It’s scientifically known that Krang is a fucking bad ass. So when I came across this today at Comics Alliance, I unleashed the secret of the ooze in my pants.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s spongiest antagonist may never have gotten the respect that his partner in crime Shredder did, but the countless crimes he commissioned from the comfort of his Technodrome always proved brain could be just as incompetent as brawn. In the spirit of such equality, 80stees has released an android body-emulating hoodie depicting the former Dimension X-dweller that goes great with its previous Shredhead outing.

Cowabunga, tubular, radical, et cetera. Fucking win.