New Iron Man 2 Trailer Features Suit Case Porn

Holy sweet Jesus Christ, the new Iron Man 2 trailer makes me throw rope everywhere. It’s got everything to put a Tony Stark fanboy like myself into a state of rapture so powerful I want to explode with nerdgasm. Alright, so Mickey Rourke is either going to be cheeseball villain perfection to some, and unbearable goof to others. He’s commentary about God and blah blah and the crappy accent? I dig it, but I can see why you wouldn’t.

All I know is that the moment when Stark takes   Iron Man armor out of a suitcase and it binds onto him? Pure technogasm sex. No, seriously. As a gadget fiend, I was fapping furiously and unrepentantly. One of my favorite aspects of the first movie was all the toys and technology Stark employs. The clicking and clinking of armor in the first one was sex to me, and the suitcase armor in this trailer gives the same service to my nerd-nads.

Also euphoric? Scarlett Johansson as a righteous redhead, what looks like to be some derivative of the Crimson Dynamos, and fucking War Machine. I need this shit, now. Check out the trailer below.