Bioshock Nike Sneakers Are Hot as Hell

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Came across these today. Super fucking gorgeous. Makes me wish I didn’t have bigfoot feet. Seriously, you know what you can buy for size 15 feet? Fucking nothing. Maybe some decent skateboarding sneakers, but nothing along the lines of hawt Star Wars or Bioshock sneakers. Someone buy these and wear them for me. I’ll stand in the corner while you do sick freestyle walking air kicks and shit and touch myself.